The world began just as the books of science tell it to begin, with a large explosion. What they do not mention however, is that the universe began with a purpose. The purpose of bringing about the most intelligent, graceful, and indeed perfect creatures possible. Billions of years later, this creatures time has come. The reign of the Albatross has begun.

When the noble Albatross is exposed to our human evils of radiation and pollution it will mutate and gain opposable thumbs. Then the great species shall shoot every single living thing. Execution style.