In the beginning was Mann and only Mann and It's Adam's Apple was not void and without form, but shot forth the earth. And Mann spoke and said, "Let there be Conservative Republicanism" and it was so and Mann saw that it was good. And evening and morning were the first day of the Fox sweeps. And Mann spoke and said, "Let there be O'Reilly", and it was so and Mann saw that it was good. And evening and morning were the second day of the Fox sweeps. And Mann caused O'Reilly to fall into a deep sleep and from his ass It took a steaming piece of shit and formed McCain. And Mann said, "O'Reilly, I give you this McCain as a help-meet for thee." Now go forth and multiply."

Mann, in all It's wisdom and glory shall take great breath and shall suck forth the earth into It's glorious Adam's Apple and the righteous shall dwell within It's belly forever. Amen.